Date: 11/10/2016
By TonyDreamer
I'm with James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich from Metallica. We are in their giant back garden where they have a gigantic slingshot set up. It is made for a person to sit in and, dotted around the garden, are various landing platforms. Lars sits in it and is propelled through the air into a giant vat filled with sawdust and cockroaches. I wear a big fat-suit and sit in the contraption. I'm propelled through the air and end up bouncing between two strategically placed bounce pads like a pinball ball.