thanos absolutely DESTROYS my dumpster

Date: 2/14/2019

i lived in the middle of this abandoned society. thanos came and demolished everyone. i was hiding in this dumpster trying to avoid his slayage, but he completely destroyed the dumpster. i ended up tricking thanos enough for him to think that i was in this truck in front of the dumpster. he killed the dude in the truck instead and i ran away. this group of people saw it happen and they were very impressed. they made me become their leader. while i was their leader, these two people fought constantly. i had some random rash on my leg and i said “listen, this rash is because of you. it’s from stress. if you guys are able to make this rash go away and stop making me stressed, you can stay, but if not, adios.” they agreed to stop fighting and then i woke up