Stealing Wafer Ham From The Supermarket and Being Chased by the Mafia

Date: 5/6/2017

I was in the supermarket when I had the sudden urge to steal a pack of wafer ham from out of someone's shopping basket. Feeling guilty, I was debating whether to put it back, but I decided not. I then ran out of the shop with it and soon realised that the Mafia were chasing after me. I then had a fleeting memory of peeping through somebody's window thinking nobody was home and then seeing a woman walking over to the window... meanwhile, I was running as fast as I could, knee deep in snow. I then realised that I had lost my friend's daughter's Harry Potter books and I promised her I'd buy some new ones. We kept on running with great difficulty, the dodgy-looking men only a few strides behind us. Next scene; I was hiding from people who were knocking at the door. It was the Avon people. They peered through my front window and caught sight of me. I was now butt naked. "Shit! They've seen me!" I thought and I reluctantly answered the door (after I struggled to gather all my clothes together) "what do you want?" I muttered.