Date: 5/31/2025
By zeitfaster
I had a dream that I was eating at the dinner table and my dad's girlfriend came up to me and said, "Hey, do you mind if we use speakers to create an echo in our bedroom to help with the conception?" And I scrunched my face unpleasantly and was like, "No" with an exasperated kinda voice, then immediately felt her unhappiness with me, and was like, "uhh fine, fine". What the fuck?? Is the idea not only suddenly to have a kid, but to try to loudly conceive while I'm in the house still?? The audacity kills me, and why is my father letting this happen? I went to text my brother on Whatsapp, and I was planning to send a GIF of Lebowski saying "I'm just trying to help her conceive man!" And then instantly when I woke up, I got a match on Hinge, to a fairly attractive girl.