Muddy Boots, Slappy Cocks and an Oompa Loompa Tanning Disaster. 🍊

Date: 4/11/2020

By amandalyle

I was with Paula, outside of Morrisons, having just been shopping. As we walked back to the car, I realised that the carpark was thick with mud and I kept getting my boots stuck. “Ah Crap!” I yelled, pulling my feet out of the thick sticky mud. From a distance, I could see my sons class passing by. They must have been out of a school trip. I noticed that he was the only one dressed in uniform. I must have forgot it was non school uniform day. I walked over to the teacher and told her and she told me not to worry about it. Next scene; I had downloaded this texting app (I’m not sure what it was?) I had messages from 2 friends. Rosie, who I was having a normal chat with and Rathy’s mum. Every time I sent her a message, the letters would get scrambled and end up spelling out some obscure and offensive message. I tired apologising, but the letters scrambled once again and she wouldn’t accept my apology. I felt frustrated. Next scene; I had ordered a pizza delivery for the family. These black guys dropped it off. The kids were really excited and started tucking in straight away. The two guys were trying to flirt with me, but then my husband walked in and they scurried away. My husband then led me into the bedroom and started slapping me in the face with his erect penis... which turned me on massively and we ended up fucking. Next scene; I was smothering on the fake tan in preparation for going on a girls holiday but when I looked at my reflection, I resembled somewhat of oompa loompa.