Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 9/25/2019
By squidward
i was in a public bathroom and i noticed that exactly six tampons were taken away from the sink counter. they were taken away because there was this guy named soiz who thought that the tampons were named after him, so he got rid of the tampons in a fit of rage. he also turned the heat up really high during his fit of rage. on top of that, he also expired all the cereals in the world and all the cereal boxes said the cereal would expire in 5 hours. i went “home”, which was actually just a huge parking garage meets basement-esque place with bright lights and entirely white walls. there were a ton of people there who i didn’t know. they were there because i apparently signed all of them to a fake record deal at my fake record deal company. i listened to a few of the people singing and i was like “why did i ever sign these people to my fake company, they suck”. i did overhear one girl sing a lyric and i was thinking “wooowwww why didn’t i think of that”. also, nobody had headphones, so it was a huge earrape mess of horrible singing and horrible production when i listened too closely