my mom eats shampoo that’s meant for feet

Date: 6/9/2019

By squidward

i was with my mom and she was going on vacation for two days with her bf. there was this shampoo bottle called “two day vacay” and it was advertised to keep sand off your feet. my mom ate it and would not stop eating it, so i had to take it from her. i had to look up “my strange addiction” and watch this woman eat deodorant to find out how to make my mom stop eating the shampoo