Simon Cowell, Loose Teeth and a Shit Stain.

Date: 3/22/2020

By amandalyle

I was in the car with my daughter and she was telling me about a dream she had had the previous night, until I rudely jumped in and started telling her about my dream of how Simon Cowell has moved in next door. She was pissed off that I had stolen her thunder, that was for sure. “Why do you always interrupt me?!” She sighed. I suggested dropping her off at home because I had to work and I’d have to spend an hour and a half with one of my service users. She said she was going to meet a friend in 15 minutes time, so I left her in the car whilst I went off to work. As I got out of the car, I realised that I was missing one of my front teeth. Crap knows how it happened? I had a false one in its place and it kept dropping out. It was frustrating. Loose teeth aside, I jumped out of the car to visit one of my service users houses. The place was surprisingly clean. I only had to whizz the hoover around... but then my mum appeared and pointed at what looked like a shit stain on the sofa. “Make sure you clean that up!” She said. “I’d rather not.” I replied.