Don't forget the bloody handbrake!

Date: 2/24/2017

I was in Sainsbury's carpark with my mum. She was trying to park her car, but kept forgetting the handbrake and almost crashing into the car parked in front. She then turned into Mat who smashed into the car in front, making a huge dent. "Oh crap!" I swore, inspecting the damage. I checked to see if any cameras were around. "Let's just pretend it never happened!" I said. I then walked into the shop, to find the owner of 'said' car pushing a baby in a pram. I tried to avoid her at all costs. Next scene; I was walking up a flight of stairs, when I saw a Chinese lesbian having her picture taken. For some reason, I knew she was a lesbian. Although I didn't recognise her, I felt like I knew her (maybe in a pervious life) I felt angry at her because she had been playing three different girls at the same time. Next scene; I looked in the mirror, opened my mouth wide (a huge exaggerated wide!) and saw that I had four huge Wisdom teeth. I felt really happy that they had all come through. Ecstatic, in fact. Next scene; My lips had swollen up as if they had been stung by several bees. I looked horrendous but told myself "I reckon I could pull this look off!" Next scene; I was in a room I didn't recognise. Effie from Skins was on the sofa with a face full of freckles. She looked beautiful. She reached over and started kissing another girl on the sofa. I was a little bit turned on.