Date: 8/10/2021
By thedude
Dude cut me off while driving. Ended up idling down the oncoming shoulder and then turned. This dick head cop arrested me. At the booking place was a cafeteria full of people I sat down by a group of chicks and started chatting. I told them duck this and I was going to break out. But j told the cute one we should bang it out in the bathroom first. I tried making it to meet her but I got caught by the boss, who pointed me in the “right” direction of the bathroom which ruined both my plans.