The One Where I’m in the Fellowship

Date: 6/15/2024

I’m at a bizarre hotel-type place for what’s supposed to be Jaycie and Isak’s wedding. I see Paley and Shepard walk by and realize that they’re apparently going to get married as well. I figure out that the Someros have decided to turn this all into some sort of back-to-back wedding situation to get both of them over with at once without telling anyone and think about how typical this is of them. I end up running to a room to find my mom because I realize I’m not at all ready for either wedding … I’m on what looks like one of the spiral ramps you see at sporting arenas when I notice that it’s completely covered in Beanie Babies and other stuffed animals. One of the Beanie Babies — which is apparently supposed to be a gecko named Gossie — starts talking to me and whoever I’m with. I suddenly remember that Beanie Babies apparently have personalities based on what’s written on their tag, and that Gossie got her name for being gossipy … I’m in the Fellowship of the Ring. All the men and I are on small boats in what’s supposed to be the ocean. We approach a dock alongside a giant, snakelike sea monster with several heads when I say something about how this all seems too easy. Suddenly, the sea monster begins to attack us. Boromir and I are thrown from our boat, and I cling to his back. I realize that I have some sort of feelings for him and am terrified that he’s going to die. We end up on top of the sea monster’s head as it shoots out of the water. At some point, it’s replaced with a giant blond elf (like Legolas but ugly). An arrow comes zooming through the air and pierces the elf monster right through the eye. I look up and see that Legolas is the one who’s just saved us. I vaguely wonder if I also have feelings for him.