Date: 12/6/2018
By squidward
halle begged my mom to let her sleep over my house. she said yes. my mom drove us home. it was night. once we got to my house, i looked outside and the moon was huge. i told my mom and she didn’t believe me (even though she was looking right at it) it was my moms boyfriends bday, so she wanted to meet him at the door and give him a present. idgaf about him or his bday, so i walked across the street there was this woman screaming to the neighbors saying “do y’all mind if i get freaky outside for one night? for my mans bday? one night y’all?” and none of the neighbors were replying to her, they were just watching in disbelief