Gross Toenails, Candy Pizza and a Spot of Lucid Sexy Time.

Date: 4/24/2020

By amandalyle

My son was upset about going to school. He had tears running down his cheeks. To cheer him up, we went to the corner shop before school, where he picked up a few things he wanted to get. One of those things was a pizza costing £8.99. “No way” I said, “you can put that back.” he brought back a cheaper one instead and a massive candy pizza which was made entirely from sweets. I took the goods up to the counter and the man started scanning them in. “These won’t scab through” he said, holding up a conker. “No, sorry... that was in my sons bag.” The man threw his head back and laughed. “Ooo, I was going to say. Haven’t seen them before in the shop!” After he scanned all the goods and I handed over the cash, he gave me my change. Some of the small change was plastic toy money, but I didn’t have the time or patience to dispute it. I was already running late. It started hammering it down. “Why aren’t you wearing a coat?” My son asked. I quickly ran back to the house to get one and we bolted it back over to the school. My son became really upset and said he point blank didn’t want to go to school. When I asked him why, he showed me his toenails and fingernails which had all turned gross. “It’s embarrassing!” He cried. I looked down at my own feet to find 1: I didn’t have any shoes and 2; my toenails were also long, thick and gross. A group of my friends walked over and asked if I wanted to go to this restaurant. I nodded, but was conscious of my gross shoeless feet. There was a huge queue to get in and everyone kept invading my personal space. I felt really claustrophobic, so I made my excuses and left. Next scene; My friend Ash and I had just got back from a trip to crealy adventure park which was cut very short due to her son falling ill. She was in the process of trying to get a refund, but was having trouble. We were stood in a huge queue which would have taken at least 45 minutes. My mum was stood in front and I could hear her growing more and more frustrated. She hates queues. In the end, we decided to leave it. “I’ll do it online, Mand!” My friend said. My other friend had invited us over to her new house to have a nosy around. She showed us around the many rooms, but I secretly didn’t get good vibes from the place. The decor was pretty bland and didn’t feel homely at all. As we were wondering up the many staircases and kept getting lost, I became lucid. “Hey, Ash!” I called. “Wouldn’t it be cool if we could fly through the walls?.” She looked at me as though I had gone mad, but I grabbed her hand and charged at the wall. Sure enough, we flew straight through the wall and landed softly to the ground. I wondered the dreamscape for a short time before feeling horny and changing it to a more romantic setting to have sex with some random hot guy I pulled from my imagination. It did the job nicely. Next scene; I had met Margaret in Asda. She seemed pissed off and agitated. “What happened to you the other day?” She asked. But before I could answer, she butted in and was ranting about something else. “Thank you for the flowers. They were lovely.” I said. She smiled at me and then hugged me. “Oo, better not get too close. Restrictions and all that.” We had a mooch around Asda and came across some mint paint. She told me she wanted some help painting her front door. I agreed to help her with this, but soon regretted it as it was a harder task than it looked. Plus, the paint was like water and was barely covering. “I’ll have to do a few coats!” I said. Next scene; I had just got back from a night out. “Your make up looks nice!” My husband commented. I looked in the mirror and I had glitter all over my face. It looked a right mess. When I turned back, my husband was butt naked and rock hard. He picked me up and we fucked there and then. As we were fucking, he kept spinning me around and around. I was so dizzy, I thought I was going to be sick.