Melania Trump stole my cat

Date: 10/19/2019

By jthreethree

The White House was creating a commercial and needed a cat to star in it. I auditioned my cat. Melania loved him so much that after the audition she had the secret service break into my house when I wasn’t home and steal him. The police said there was nothing I could do to get him back. Melania said she “wasn’t even a cat person” but just liked him so much