I had just started a new job and there was a weekly team meeting. Apparently every meeting, all the employees sit at a large round table with one of tho...
The White House was creating a commercial and needed a cat to star in it. I auditioned my cat. Melania loved him so much that after the audition she ha...
I had a dream that I was hanging out with my mom and she had Capri style pants on that revealed a tattoo that wrapped around her ankle. I asked her if I...
I was at a house party and they had a special coffee table that was like a glass terrarium at the bottom. They had hermit crabs living in the tank
There were these scary looking black monsters with long arms and claws that were sneaking into people’s homes and dragging them out of bed and off to th...
I was at a premier for a movie about presidents. I ran into Bill Clinton and was so excited to meet him! I kept trying to take a selfie with him but the...
I live in Washington DC and was walking around downtown. Suddenly one of my coworkers runs up to me and starts telling me that there is going to be a n...
It was flurrying outside and I really wanted the day off from work, or at least a delay. But neither of these happened so I begrudgingly walked to the ...
I found a turtle and decided to keep it as a pet. It didn’t eat real food, just small rocks. I decided to bring the turtle to work with me. When I got t...
I was riding on the metro I saw a group of friends that were clearly very high. I got off the metro and went to my house to take my dog for a walk. When...
There were these long mud staircases with water flowing down them. You chose a song and got to slide down them really fast. I chose “Since You Been Gone...
The musician Meat Loaf contacted me out of the blue to dogsit his two wiener dogs. I grew up with dogs, but don't have any particular experience with do...
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