Airplane

Date: 8/12/2018

So basically we were gonna plane to Cali and I’m there in the plane 5 min before it launches and go OH I decide it’s great to use the bathroom OUTSIDE the plane. When I return I hear a countdown for the plane saying 3-2-1 and at that mothrfucking 1 I yank open the door and throw myself in which is like a health hazard because these planes are like spaceships in a way and instead of flying in the sky we fly in space. The dude in charge of the place kinda lowkey shades me a lot in Public announcements and I’m a good sport about it and become viral