The One With the “Natural Pink”

Date: 12/30/2024

I’m with a group of people walking down Jog Road behind Thai Shokun when I turn around and see Linda Levy behind us. For some reason, I decide that I want to avoid her. Somehow, she gets way ahead of us, and we see two creepy-looking guys hitting on her and trying to follow her. We start yelling at them, and I say, “Leave her alone! She’s not doing anything!” We get closer to them and I see that one of them has a weird haircut and the other one has his hair dyed bright pink. He says something to us and I respond with, “Well, you should probably know that she doesn’t like natural pinks.” With that, we all take off. We end up hiding from them in what looks like some kind of tented dance floor. At some point, the guys — who were originally skinny and goth-looking but are now both crazy-huge bodybuilders — show up and I realize that they’re going to try to kill me. I end up talking to one of them and telling him that steroids are bad for him. We end up becoming friends.