I'm on the hill near where I used to live. I'm with old friends Jake B and Chris G. Jake has collected his poo together and is packing it around a bomb. He lays the poo bomb on the floor halfway up the hill and lights the taper. I run up the hill as high as possible to be safe from the explosion. I then realise too late that the bomb is actually a firework that is screaming through the air right for me. I curl up in a ball to protect myself. The firework explodes, covering me in searingly hot sparks and boiling poo. Chris comes to check on me but miraculously I'm not burned at all.