Heavy Metal Football and Thom Yorke

Date: 10/26/2016

There is a heavy metal gig going on in someone's back garden. I run over to the small crowd gathered there to watch the band. The band is covering Sad but True by Metallica. Suddenly the singer announces his affiliation with the Swedish mafia and throws a plastic cup of water into the small crowd. The gig turns into a kind of football game where we must volley the cup of water into a goal that has been set up in stage while the singer acts as a goalkeeper. I score a goal and cheer. Radiohead have released a new single. The music video comprises of singer Thom Yorke miming playing and singing the song on acoustic guitar in the centre of a room while I walk around him in a circle. I'm completely naked to begin with, putting on one item of clothing at a time throughout the video until I'm fully clothed by the end of the song. My girlfriend and I return to the apartment building we used to live in with a selection of her friends. Our intention is to spend the day cleaning it. Upon arrival we notice it has changed a lot since we lived there. The décor is more sophisticated, there is a swimming pool, dining area and numerous pianos dotted around. I sperate from the girls to the dining area where I see a hi tech piano set up near the diners. I attempt to play but it is too different from a normal piano, with unfamiliar buttons and dials in place of the usual 88 keys. I am embarrassed because I see my old college music teacher stood by me. My girlfriend enters the room to tell me I've forgotten to bring the cleaning equipment for our main task.