Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 4/8/2020
By amandalyle
I was walking through this shopping centre wearing this hideous bright PINK velour tracksuit. It was all rather embarrassing and, after catching my reflection and realising how ridiculous I looked, I longed to go home and change as soon as humanly possible. But I was wearing it, now, so just went with it. In this dream, I was kylie Jenner’s new assistant. She wanted me to make her daughter something to eat, so I went and ask my assistant to make her some toast and jam on brown bread. For some reason, she ordered me to check the public toilets to make sure they were clean enough for kylie in case she were to use them. I popped my head around the door of the toilets to find this kid had taken a giant shit in the sink. It was disgusting and made me gag. His mother quickly pulled him down from the sink and rushed out with him. There was no chance in hell I was dealing with that. I closed the door and pleaded ignorance. Luckily, kylie didn’t need to use the toilets and she loved my pink velour two piece. Win, win! Next scene; I was in Morrisons, with my mum, on the prowl for Easter eggs and Gin (in a tin!) My sister-in-law and her husband walked past but I put my head down so they wouldn’t notice me. I could hear them making some joke about wine. I couldn’t be bothered to make small talk with them. I don’t like them and never will, so darted off towards the wine section. Next scene; I was approaching a nightclub when this very vibrant man, who was very obviously gay and proud of it, told me I could do with a makeover. I wasn’t quite sure whether I was offended or not. He showed me all the results from previous makeovers he had done that evening. I quickly noticed that he had made them all look like celebrities. He had turned one girl into Arianna Grande. “Erm, I think I’ll pass.” I told him. He looked a bit glum about it but he let me in, anyway.