Shaved head cum bucket?

Date: 11/19/2019

I was in the warehouse of my mom's store chopping my hair off worse than Brittany style. I got embarrassed and put a wig and turban on and then my mom explained that there was about to be a big event. Then my guru showed up with his wife and she had two sets of eyebrows.. The event started, it was like an open house for the store but there was also a carnival going on in the parking lot. I never actually went out there but when kids were running back and forth from the carnival to the store they would leave the warehouse door open and I could see part of a carousel. Different people were taking turns cutting my hair and I was getting impatient because the scissors were dull. At one point I had Spense cutting it and he piled the rest of my hair into a messy bun and I looked in the mirror and said "oh I have some dreads?!" so I think there was some faint lucidity there because I knew I don't actually have dreads. Anyway, I go to the store to check out the open house and I sit down in one of the vendor booths. Two queer people of the male persuasion show up and sit down next to me. The one beside me says "I looked you up online and I like what you're about" and I was like oh really.. During this a chick friend of theirs comes by and sits down at our feet. He proceeds to explain that he wants to hang out and get to know me. Meanwhile I'm thinking these guys are a gay couple so I'm confused at how one is hitting on me. I play dumb and ask why he wants to spend time with me and the chick starts grossly describing cunnilingus. I say "no thanks, I didn't realize you were recruiting me to be your cum bucket" lol and I leave