Nuclear weapon gum

Date: 7/31/2017

By Spiridon

I'm walking the streets of Vinnitsa, Ukraine, and suddenly I see a woman chewing gum. I look at the gum closely and notice that it looks like a nuclear weapon. So, I call the police (American police, despite it being Ukraine), and they come and check and find out that it's not a nuclear weapon. Later, they make fun of me and the police on TV for being so stupid as to think that chewing gum may be a nuclear weapon. But I think it's all worth it. Would have been worse if it was a nuclear weapon and I didn't report it, right?