The One Where I Can’t Make the Printer Work

Date: 5/17/2019

I keep switching from watching Teddy from Grey’s Anatomy try to give birth in the Hammett’s upstairs bathroom, to actually being Teddy ... I’m anticipating the birth of golden retriever puppies. Someone asks if we know if they’re boys or girls, and I say that we won’t know until they’re born. I look at the mother. Suddenly, a puppy pops out from between her legs (but it’s at least an eight-week-old), looks around for a moment and then shoves itself back into the mother. I am unsurprised by this ... I’m getting really mad because I can’t get a printer to work how I want it to. I finally get it, and the pages come out really glossy and colorful.