i am mariah carey

Date: 1/16/2019

i was mariah carey (from 1991, not the current mariah) and i was sitting at this rock outside on the side of a road. there were bushes in front of me, so i assumed that no one would see me. i was wrong because a guy saw me and ran to me. he said “oh my god, are you mariah carey??” i said no and i automatically turned into celine dion. i told him i was celine dion and he didn’t really believe me. he left and went to a store. i stayed on the rock and another guy came. he asked me if i was celine and i said no and turned into mariah. the same process just kept on happening again and again