Taylor Swift Standup Bit

Date: 8/29/2025

I was in some sort of class/conference looking room with a projector upfront, and it was my turn to present, and I was going to talk about stretching, but then the person right before me talked about stretching. So I said "I was going to talk about stretching," and then just went into this stand up routine: "So I saw Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce. And she announced it with a photo on IG captioned, "Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married"?? (pause).... That's kind of a strange way for a billionaire to describe themselves and their NFL top draft pick boyfriend".. I don't know if I got laughs. I probably didn't have great delivery, but I thought it was a good joke. I said it in real life, so I had it in the holster as material for an improv speech