I'm Sorry Sir, But Your Vacuum Cleaner Is Too Small

Date: 3/15/2017

By TonyDreamer

I'm at the heavy metal music festival Bloodstock. I get told by one of the campsite attendants that I must leave because my vacuum cleaner is too small. I change into my jogging gear and start to run along the motorway. At this rate it will take days to get home. As I'm jogging, old school friend Charlotte R catches up to me with some high protein supplies and energy drinks. She tells me that I don't really need to go home and that the attendant was in the wrong. I jog back to the festival and confront the attendant. She admits her​ fault.