The One Where I’m Jennifer Aniston

Date: 9/13/2025

I’m with Candi on a property she and Jess apparently own. She starts talking about how bonfires are meant to be quiet and I realize that she’s implying that I talk too much at bonfires. Embarrassed, I tell her I didn’t know this. She walks away from me and I see Blane kneeling down in the grass and go to ask him if he knew about this quiet bonfire rule. He looks past me and says yes. I say, “Well, I guess you would know… you’re her kid!” I end up inside a house with Brody, telling him that I’d rather not go to a bonfire where I’m not allowed to talk because it sounds boring to me. He makes a face at me as if to tell me to keep my voice down, but I tell him I don’t care if anyone is offended by this because this is just how I feel … I’m Jennifer Aniston on what’s supposed to be the last episode of Friends (which is apparently being filmed in my real life house). They have each of us come out individually and we embrace each other in a group hug. Matthew Perry comes out doing a weird dance to be silly, but when he hugs me, he completely breaks down. We’re hugging each other so tight that I can’t distinguish my body from his. I start crying as he sobs quietly into my neck. After a long time, we pull away from each other and sit down on a couch. To deflect from the fact that he was just extremely emotional, he decides to make a joke about being turned on. He covers himself with a blanket as Courteney Cox comes over to talk to us.