Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 3/20/2020
By amandalyle
I was with my friend, Dionne, driving down this road. She pointed out of the window to this house in which her husband was doing some scaffolding on. He called her to come inside. I followed. At this point, I became lucid. I was feeling nosy, so decided to have a nose around the various different rooms. It was an old build with plenty of character. All of a sudden, I was feeling a bit naughty. So I climbed into a bathtub, grew a gigantic penis (twas the size of a chocolate Yule log!) and wanked myself off. At one point, Dionne climbed into the bathtub with me and gave me a helping hand until I exploded my load everywhere. I climbed out of the bath and continued to explore. I walked right up to the attic room, which was lit with all these different optical lights. It looked really pretty.... just the right environment to have a wank on the bed (with my new and very impressive member!) but just as I started to pleasure myself, my son walked over and almost caught me in the act. I quickly sat up in bed and hid the massive shlong between my legs. He was complaining that one of his lights didn’t work, so I changed the lightbulb for him. “Now, go back to sleep.” I told him, leaving the room. Next scene; I was taking the kids into school, but there was a mass flurry of panicked parents and kids everywhere. It was a job to make our way through the crowds. As I entered my sons classroom, I saw that I had forgotten that it was sports day. “For fuck sake!” I muttered under my breath. “Excuse me?” My sons teacher said. I didn’t see him behind me. “Nothing.” I replied, tossing my sons P.E kit over to him.