Sliding Around Tesco for Beer

Date: 12/25/2016

I'm at the house party of old school friend Craig J. He has a rule that everyone can only have two drinks. Stuart C and I decide to go to Tesco to buy more beer. I spend a very long time in the shop looking for the beer aisle. Instead of walking I'm gliding around the floor as it is wet, managing to control my slide around corners. Eventually I find 2 litre bottles of Hobgoblin behind glass cabinets. I slide over to the checkout where I find the Khan family from Citizen Khan waiting for me.