New Microwave

Date: 6/7/2025

A construction crew came to replace our old microwave and do some other stuff at the house. The house is not my house IRL, instead it is a big house in a neighborhood on a hill. For some reason several children are over playing with our kids and they are being particularly wild, running around all over the place, being loud, and getting into everything. I feel like I’m spending a lot of time tracking down one or another of them to make sure they’re not getting into trouble. At some point the construction crew is digging up a large square area in the backyard. They’ve uncovered some old small shed. I also notice that some of them are replacing the shingles on the house. I notice that the children are missing and realize that they’ve left the house and gone to some neighbors houses. The neighbors aren’t home and the kids have gone inside their houses to look around. I see them coming out of the houses showing each other fun things they’ve found. The kids are, I would say, between the ages of 5 - 8, so they’ve put random jewelry around their necks to play dress up. I’m pretty angry and I tell them to go back and put the stuff back exactly where they found it (which considering their age I realize will be all but impossible), but we do the best we can. Unfortunately, I am mortified to discover that a couple of the kids have come out from a house carrying a couple dildos and some sort of bondage sex harness. They don’t know what the dildos are, so they are waving them around and laughing. I tell them to drop those things immediately and get back to our house. I don’t know what to do so I call my wife over. When she see’s what has happened she says “this is awful” or something along those lines and neither of us really know what to do. We have no idea where these things were in the house, so whoever returns will know someone has been in the house messing with them. We pretty much decide that we have no choice but to tell them what happened. I’m not looking forward to that at all. Meanwhile the microwave has been replaced above the stove in our house and I am irritated to discover that it’s been placed too high up for me to reach.