Well, If We're Here To Kill Zombies, Let's Kill Zombies

Date: 8/14/2017

I am one of ten people chosen to learn how to deal with zombies. We are gathered in Romania in a giant hall. I'm talking to Pop Idol coaches Carrie and David Grant who are also part of the ten. Suddenly a zombie crashes through the door followed by two others. They set upon the people gathered there, chomping away at their flesh. I take it upon myself to take care of them and behead one with a sword. The other two I shoot in the head with a shotgun.