Date: 11/2/2016
By TonyDreamer
I'm late for my train. I have to jump onto it as it leaves. I'm at a business meeting with YouTube stars Angry Joe and Other Joe. We are showing each other our best slow mo gun fight action rolls in his office. His attractive redheaded secretary walks in and offers us cake. She bends down in front of us in a tight skirt to reveal her buttocks in a small thong. We all exchange glances and resume our mimed gun fight. I'm then sat with Rik Mayall in the dinner hall of the same building. Stand up comedian Greg Davies throws a roll of bread at Rik. I'm going to move to LA with school friend Stuart C. We're discussing our plans. He will move there first and I will follow weeks later. We both know we need to brush up on our skateboarding skills.