Problematic Pimples and Joss-Sticks

Date: 6/30/2017

By amandalyle

My friend and her ex-husband had gotten back together and there was a celebration. I was so devastated by this rapid unfolding of events that I locked myself in the only toilets at the venue. There was a massive queue outside the door, but I didn't care. I caught sight of myself in the mirror and was shocked to find that I was horrendously spotty. I was even more horrified to see that I had a mother of all spots just under my nose. It was the size of a penny and raised at least 5 cms. I tried to get rid of it, before I went back to the celebrations. Under closer inspection, I saw that it was hooked onto my face. I unhooked it, to find that there was a gaping big hole under it. The hole was stretched by a black rubber band. I wanted to throw up, I was so shocked. The hole then moved into my ear and it looked like I had one of those ear stretching devices in (tunnels?) this then slid into my hair and I had to cut big chunks of my hair (which was now dreadlocked and red) in order to get them out. It was the longest I had ever grown it but I didn't seem that bothered. Next scene; I was burning joss sticks on my rug and my friend said; "I don't think that's a good idea, do you?" I love my rug. ❤️