am i a simpson or not omg

Date: 3/6/2019

last night i dreamt that my mom was having a house party and invited a bunch of people. my job was to shine peoples shoes at the door when they took them off for whatever reason. chloe carney was there and later on we were sitting on the conch together and she was asking me if i thought she and roscoe had been a good couple/would have lasted. i was giving her my honest opinion (no) and she was kind of agreeing with me. but then i saw paul tielmann over on a chair and i told her she should be with him bc they’re more similar. her face kinda lit up and she went to sit on his lap. then shamus was there and he was making a joke about whether or not it was unethical to kiss a blind person bc a blind man was walking around the party (with his son who was also blind which was kinda funny bc they had the same glasses). then my mom who was SUDDENLY MARGE SIMPSON walked in and teared up and was like “i wasn’t sure he’d come. i sent his invite in braille” then she went into this long winded story about how her saved her when she was on the brink of suicide and then i woke up