The One With the Crying Kid

Date: 1/30/2024

I’m at an indoor pool — with large waterslides leading into it — with a group of people I apparently know. At some point, two little boys come running by the pool. I recognize them as kids I apparently used to babysit. I remember that one of them apparently has a crush on me. Eventually, he comes back to give me a hug. I get out of the pool to hug him and realize as he buries his face into me that he’s crying. I somehow realize that this is because of his crush, and I gently try to tell him that it’s going to be okay and that I’m too old for him. I see my reflection in a mirror and see that I’ve gained a ton of weight, but that my face looks exactly like Sofia Vergara.