The One With Swinton Church

Date: 8/31/2019

I’m at a table in a restaurant with my family and Jennifer Mustardo. She’s talking to me about moving to Lyndhurst. She thinks that the only reason I can’t move is because I don’t have a church there, so she says, “You wanna go to Swinton (which is apparently a church in New Jersey)? I’ll take you there!” My dad explains how much more expensive it is to live in New Jersey than it is to live in Florida, and she suddenly understands.