The One Where Shanon Gossips About Me

Date: 10/30/2025

Renee has just gone to see Cirque du Soleil with the Pretel family. I meet them at a hotel to pick her up. We’re getting into an elevator when I see my credit card on the ground. I quickly pick it up as she tells me that Shanon told her about when I “went out with Dylan and tried to hide it.” (Somehow, in my mind, Shanon becomes Claire Dunphy and the Dylan Renee is referring to is Haley’s boyfriend on the show.) We end up on a rooftop overlooking a city as I try to defend myself because I’m mad that Shanon/Claire is still bringing this up years later when the story isn’t entirely true.