Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 10/16/2021
By zeitfaster
I'm inside a clothing store with some people. There's only like 4-5 varieties of clothing, a bunch of copies of the same 5 garments line all the shelves. The owner is an Indian who looks like the magazine stand owner from curb your enthusiasm. He also owns a Ross in addition to this store. I wonder why he has this small useless store and not just the Ross: dress for less. Leo and Christian both have giant Lego sets. Christian's mom is an American woman who is clearly tired of his shit. They're hauling those giant sets to Ross and Christian drops breaks his, leading to admonishment from his mom. I'm finding these kids both pretty irritating myself. Somewhere along the way I find Ace, Anmol, and some girl, and they tell me that their punk band is doing a live set at a punk club. So we drive over there and I see a giant music festival with nude women and crowds and a big sign that says "TRANNY" and I see a person wearing pantyhose turned around shaking her butt and you can see her penis. It's all LMFAO themed. I can hear "Sorry for Party Rocking" playing. To my slight disappointment we're not going to this big venue but rather the small club next to it, a wild punk club with an outdoor stage in the front. I really mean it was wild, there were two floors filled with people. I immediately spot a latina girl with no pants on the second floor, masturbating publicly while standing up, with a small vibrator. The bathroom doors swing open and closed and are clearly frequented for sex. A bunch of guys keep coming in through a side entrance and whipping out their hard penises, anxiously looking around for a girl. But they keep getting too eager and just pair off with each other for gay stuff. It keeps happening, two guys enter and end up pairing off out of sexual frustration. I'm finding it pretty funny. I find Ace sitting in the middle of the bottom floor on the ground with a laptop, looking nervous. They're preparing for their upcoming sets, but there's a lot of open slots. Eric Adams comes up and says that "Daniel should fill the slots". I'm like what should I do, then I decide I should do standup, so I start trying to come up with material. I walk towards the stairway and find 3 middle aged transgender tribal type people, and I identify them by some name which I can't remember. I say, "hey <the tribe name>!", and go for a high five. They kind of shut down my high five, made me feel like I was being rude. I never got around to doing a standup set before I woke up.