A Piss Soaked Bed, Wobbly Teeth and a Shit Load of Ants. 🐜 🐜 🐜

Date: 5/12/2020

By amandalyle

I was asleep and could feel myself wetting the bed. I woke up (in my dream) to find the bed absolutely soaked. My husband was lying right next to me (also drenched in my urine) and I was wondering what the hell I was going to do?! I jumped up and went into the bathroom to shower. First of all, I checked the mirror, to find my two front teeth were loose. I wriggled them between my two fingers. I then looked down to find all these ants crawling everywhere. Thousands of them. They were crawling up my legs. I decided not to have a shower in the end, as it was infested with ants. I got back into my piss soaked bed, instead and prayed that my husband wouldn’t notice. Next scene; I was helping my friend carry all these big bags (of gardening stuff) into this building which looked like my old secondary school. They were really heavy, but she was grateful that I was helping. As an award for my efforts, she gave me this poster she had made, with bullet points (in rainbow colours) saying why we - as a family - were doing our bit saving lives for the NHS/ I thanked her for her efforts, but thought it was a bit of an odd gift.