Water Park Titanic

Date: 4/25/2026

Ally, Zac, and someone else were the focuses of this episode because I guess it was too complicated and involved for all six intrepid heroes. I guess I was also there. It wasn't a tabletop game at all, tho. We went to this water park where they put everybody on these huge ass Titanic-style boats that were driving around in their swimming pools. A lot of stuff happened on board the boat, which I unfortunately can't remember at all now. Eventually the boat started "sinking", except it was more like capsizing, the boat rotated 90 degrees, then somehow immediately rotated another 90 to slam upside down onto the water. We all swam out from underneath it. The boat had gone to the shallow end of the pool for this, for safety I assumed, tho I was also like man it still seems pretty unsafe to have people underwater under a big ass boat until they swim to safety. After that it seemed like the story was over, next thing I knew the boats were upright again and driving away so that we could all just swim in the pools and do water park stuff. I was like "wow what an experience they've created here, eh?" Also apparently I'd been there before cuz I was thinking that it hadn't had any of these boat adventures last time. Last thing I remember is I found a little shower with two buttons, one for kids that would spray water out horizontally at toddler level, and another button labeled "Allies" which sprayed water down from the ceiling lol.