A Strange Collection of Micro Dreams (Minus Micro Penises!)

Date: 8/6/2017

By amandalyle

I was looking in the mirror to find that I had no reflection. "Am I dead?" I wondered. I started waving frantically at the mirror... but to no avail. "I must be!" I thought. Next scene; I had put a fidget spinner in my mouth and hoped that nobody noticed. I kept spitting it out, and then putting it back in. I was trying to see how long I could keep it spinning inside my mouth. (I wasn't very good, mind!) Next scene; My husband came home from Dubai and just slept the entire time. His mother had bought us a hideous reclining sofa as a present. It barely had enough room to sit on and was very uncomfortable. I remember thinking "how can I get rid of this without her noticing?!" Next scene: I had found my haircutting scissors in my daughter's bag. "What are they doing there?" I asked. "I cut my friends hair ... she didn't like it all that much!" She replied. Next scene; I was working at St Margaret's Hospice and my friend Laura came in, put her arm around me and was blowing her cigarette smoke into my face.