The One Where I’m Still @GoJourneyMemes

Date: 9/19/2025

I’m with a bunch of Journey staff guys — including Kyle and Caleb — on a playground looking at a picture of them that someone just took. Another guy — possibly Dylan Melo — starts going on about how mad he is that @gojourneymemes wronged him in some way. I’m suddenly anxious that he’s going to find out it’s me and hope that the guys who know this don’t sell me out. At some point, Anna Frith shows up looking sort of weird … I’m in a sub shop waiting in line for a sandwich I just ordered. I notice a table full of women who I presume are lesbians when one of them starts hitting on me. I try to imagine what I look like — I’m wearing sweatpants and slides and feel super unattractive — and wonder if I’m appealing to this crowd dressed like this … I’m out somewhere when I see Dr. Deutsch from afar. She approaches me, taking her white coat off as she smiles excitedly. I hug her for a bizarrely long time and realize how emotional we both are.