The One With My New Face

Date: 10/7/2023

I’m in the guest bathroom at my parents’ house with Brody and a couple other guys. I notice that the shower has a touchscreen pad instead of a knob, and another touch screen on the opposite wall. At some point, Brody buries his face in the side of my neck and starts kissing me. I start giggling and wonder why the heck he’s acting like this … I’m watching some kind of reality show — a mix of team challenges and dating — with my dad. In it, the women propose to the men. We watch one of the proposals happen on the corner of Military and Hypoluxo. Eventually, there’s a challenge where everyone picks a food that their teammates have to eat with them. One guy picks what looks like a normal sandwich, but everyone who takes a bite is immediately disgusted or mentions how hot it is. I’m vaguely surprised that my dad seems into this show … I’m looking in the mirror when I notice that several things have changed — my hair is long and straight, my face is thinner, my lips are bigger, and my skin is perfectly even with no makeup on. I wonder what’s happened to me and figure it must have something to do with hormones.