Just Another Day On Albert Square

Date: 4/7/2017

By TonyDreamer

My girlfriend and I are in the fictitious Queen Vic pub in EastEnders. Fat Boy is behind the bar and I pass him a birthday card. He thanks me quietly but gives my girlfriend a glare. Clearly there is some bad blood between the two. As we leave, Roxy Mitchell screams obscenities at us. I turn to her and wish her well, taking the higher ground in an attempt to diffuse the situation. When Fat Boy returns home he finds that Dot Cotton is sat smoking surrounded by flames and masked robbers. He runs to her safety only for the robbers to remove their masks and reveal themselves as pranksters playing a trick on Fat Boy and Dot. He doesn't find it funny and is really angry at them.