The One Where It’s Only March

Date: 6/26/2019

I’m in my bedroom, looking at the calendar hanging on the back of my door. It’s a national park calendar (that Andie has apparently gotten for me). I go to check off the day, and get confused because I realize that I’ve missed a few. One of the days is only half crossed off, so I go to draw a perpendicular line through it and somehow just end up tracing the line that’s already there with a green Sharpie. Brody laughs at me and says, “Wow, I’m so glad you’re keeping up with that calendar.” I step back and notice that it’s March 27.