Bruce Jenner takes 45 degree angles

Date: 11/13/2016

It started off in an alley way that was filled with a marching band, except there was a small gap all the way down the middle. For some reason I was walking up and down this gap and picked up a drum that was on the ground. I set in down on a chair that appeared out of nowhere, and then Han Solo appeared along with one of my more annoying friends, and they both said at the exact same time, "Watch out or you'll end up like Bruce Jenner" The alleyway then transformed into my grandmothers house and my friend had a light saber and started chasing me constantly yelling that same phrase. After running around in circles around the house for what seemed like hours he started repeating "Bruce Jenner takes 45 degree angles" (Don't ask me, I have no idea what that means) I ran and ran and finally ducked inside a closet and my friend said "You're becoming more and more like Bruce, so come out of the closet!" The closet door got smashed by the light saber and I ran into the living room and tried to hide by sitting on the couch for some reason, but to no avail. My friend caught me and swung the light saber at me but I caught it and it turned into one of the plastic light saber toys. We then agreed that Bruce Jenner did not in fact take any 45 degree angles.