I stayed up really late sexting my girlfriend the previous night, and we both accidentally fell asleep around the same time. Before we fell asleep, she ...
I was at some random house and all of a sudden Kendrick showed up with a bunch of plastic guns and we went out into the desert and started hunting rando...
I woke up at 2:20 to wish my girlfriend a great day as she had to get up early, and when I went back to sleep I tried to have a lucid dream by forcing s...
It started off in an alley way that was filled with a marching band, except there was a small gap all the way down the middle. For some reason I was wal...
There was a headline in the newspaper that read "Local Politician Posts Pictures of Mothers Inner Thighs to Instagram: Lands in Hot Water" I checked Ins...
Flying around on a piece of cross cut plywood through New York City