Shakira’s jelly beans

Date: 1/31/2018

I am eating the jelly beans produced by Shakira, and notice that there is a lot of hair in them, which makes them very hard to eat. I complain to Shakira about them, and that makes her very upset. In fact, I recognize that the Spanish lyrics of her song “She Wolf” say: “As for my jelly beans, they are fine. Where the hair came from, I don’t know.” I then realize that the hair actually came from me after I shaved my back, but I am now too ashamed to admit it to her, even though I feel bad.