The One With Mel’s Green Pants

Date: 4/8/2025

I’m immersed in a Twilight movie. There’s about to be some sort of vampire fight … I’m laying on my couch when Torrie, the Friths, and several other people walk through the door, apparently having just returned from a mission trip. Torrie tries to show me something on her phone while Caleb and Mel sit in the middle of the living room floor. I say something to Mel about her outfit and she calls my attention to her pants, which are dark, baggy, wide leg jeans. She says, “They’re green!” I come closer and notice that they are, in fact, a very dark shade of green. I say something about how I like them and end up standing in the doorway to the kitchen with Kristen Jankowski, who announces to all of us that she’s leaving. I know she’s going somewhere far away, but I don’t have the energy to act like I’m sad about it.