Oooo ooooo! My vagina is on fire!

Date: 11/23/2016

I was at my friend Lauras childhood home. My other friend Liz was there with a baby girl and a young boy (I assumed was William) as she went out of the room, she asked me to look after the boy, but I naturally grabbed hold of the baby "Does she not trust me? I thought, as I took the baby from her grip and walked over to the sofa for some baby cuddles. Laura's brother, who looked about 6, then gave me a tour of her childhood home. Everything looked like it was from back in the iron age and was full of random things; including a large cabinet full of false teeth... "Just ignore that!" The little kid chirped. "Here he is!" He said, as his father walked through the door. Their father looked much younger than I had envisaged - handsome too. "Hello, nice to meet you!" I said , shaking his hand. We then took an old fashioned bus ride through some villages that could have belonged to some sunny destination like Spain. I was with a woman - who was a bit snooty. Maybe Laura's mum? Liz and Laura were still there, sitting on the seat in front of us. We drove past a place that sold the best cakes and Laura's mum said "Shame the bus couldn't stop there!" Instead, we stopped off at the bus stop. We then walked over to a field, where three hippy girls were being filmed (for a tv show) a bit like Britain's Next Top Model, but more low key. And these girls didn't look much like models... they were 'alternative' looking - curvy/overweight. They had a hippy look about them - with their hareems and tiedye shirts. We all decided that we wanted girl number three to win the show - who was now hoopla hooping to impress the judges - we never found out who won because Liz wondered off before the BIG reveal and we all ended up sitting on a cliff edge smoking cigarettes together. I was terrified I'd fall over the edge, but Liz and Laura showed no fear whatsoever. Liz then flicked her cigarette and it went up my skirt and started to burn my vagina! "It's on fire! It's on fire!" I screamed "Somebody help me!" But they just looked at me and said "what do you want us to do, Amanda?" Finally, they threw some water over it and the fire was gone. Next scene; I was at some weird sex party and we were all watching a woman blowing up her mouth with what looked like a Chinese cupping device. Her mouth and lips expanded and turned into a gaping vagina. "This is so weird!" I said to my ex husband who was sat next to me. "It certainly is!" He replied, mesmerised by what was unfolding before our very eyes.